THE FUNNY THINGS I SAY

These are some of the funny thing Ryan said to Mummy or in her hearing . . .

2009

When I asked Ryan "who is your favorite Mom?". He pointed his little finger at me and said "You Mummy"!!

After finding out that Grandma used to ride a horse (named Lady) to school, Ryan said "Do she have a cow? . . . . . and do she have a elephant?"?

At bak-kut-teh lunch, seeing the chefs sitting and having their meal, he said "Look! The cookers are eating"!

2010

"When I grow up I want to marry Toni, but then Leon will have no one top marry" thinking more, he continued "and if Leon marries Toni, then I will have no one to marry"

CNY 2010, on the way home after visiting some family graves, Ryan said to his father "Papa when you die i will drive this car to my house"?

"Mummy, how old will you be when you die"?

"Mummy, are you old"?

"Mummy, when you got married was you carrying a flower?" Mummy answered "yes, I had flowers in my hair too". "Mummy, who did you marry"?

"Mummy, if everyone in this house dies before me, who will look after me?" Mummy answered "Don't worry, we will be around for a very long time. Look at me, I am 42 and I still have Kung-Kung and Grandma". Ryan then asked "Mummy, do Kung Kung and Grandma have any children"?

"When the clouds are heavy and dark, how does the water come out? How do they make the holes for the water to come out"?

When going out for steamboat dinner "Are we going on the steam boat or going for dinner?"

On the way to school one day, Ryan asked "When the clouds are black and heavy how does the water come out? How do they make the holes to let the water out?".

Trying to get Ryan to drink more water; I told him to drink up as water is good for his throat, stomach, intestines, lungs and even his blood. His wide eyed excited answer "I KNOW, water makes the blood wet!".

"Does the King call his friends on the telephone"?

2010

During the mengaji being broadcast from the Kuala Lumpur Mosque "Why doesn't the man in the mosque speak in English? I don't understand what he is saying"

On the way to school one morning "Do the bad guys drive a car, ride a motorbike or cycle? Are the bad guys girls or boys"?

Pic : Ryan holding Snowy. March 2010. Taken by Robyn